Well folks, I have finally found a site that has rendered me speechless. The site is Mastasia and it has brought these dolls to life (with the additional bonus of rampant lactation–gag). I avoid anything violent or snuffy, so it’s actually not that perverse at all. What made my jaw drop was that when I first saw it, I really could not decipher if it was real or not (ahem, “Sneak Peek“). That is what our world has come to! So, I did some research for our edification:
The largest implants are 1200cc, where 30cc=1oz. Hence, using my math skills, this lady’s chest is now 5lbs. Wait, I stand corrected. According to Guinness, the largest breast augmentation belongs to Maxi Mounds (waka waka) and her breasts weigh 20lbs…APIECE. However, hers are made of string (not kidding), so big diff. Here is the full story about breast implants, if you’re interested. Wikipedia also has an odd list of apparently everyone who’s anyone who’s had breast implants. Who knew Stevie Nicks had hers done. Raquel Welch too? Oh man. What a downer.
I can’t stop looking at them! What are they made of? How are they attached? Did you know I went to see Orlan talk and I was not in love with her? How is that?
Sorry ’bout all the sexy time on the blog. The internet is a grab bag of goodies, never know what will pop out. Next post will be about my true love for nature documentaries (dead serious).
Riddle me this: what came first, John Currin or this site? It’s all fine and good to talk about his Northern Renaissance influences in a gallery catalog, but com’on, you know he’s sneaking a peak at this.